Scary!

I am never getting plastic surgery. NEVER. Well maybe a boob lift in a few years but that's different. Okay, so I'm at work, I'm hanging out, bringing the pannekoeks and the whatnot and it's all good. And then along comes this super scary old lady and her dumbass husband (so dumb...I can't even explain). And she had the worst facelift I've ever seen! It looked like when you're a kid and you put your hands on either side of your face and pull back and pretend you're running really fast or whatever (or was that just me?) except that her chin seemed to be exempt from the stretchiness. Which gave her a Joker mouth! And slanty, squinty eyes. And then from the bottom lip down it was all wrinkly. And when she talked her mouth barely moved because the skin was so tight and she had to actually turn her head a little to look at you because she couldn't really look out of the corners of her eyes. I'm creeped out right now just thinking about it. Nyaaaah! Noooooo...