So Sad!

Oh my god. The inventor of the tv dinner died! It's so sad when the bright light of genius is snuffed out by cruel fate.

Long Time No Post!

Hello! It's me! And my beer! Mmm...beer. I love beer. But what I don't love is how much my ass hurts right now. Minds out of the gutter people. My social life hasn't picked up, I've just started running and it hurts me. Literally. It's such a nice day today I've gone mental with joy. Well, mental-er I guess would be closer to the truth. I don't know what Japan did to me but I'm now in love with the heat. LOVE. It's so good. Which is a good thing because I need to be prepared for the heat when I run off to Aruba with one of the cooks from the restaurant. It's our plan and it's a fine one. I mean honestly, who doesn't love a little hut on the beach?! Freaks. That's who. And sickos. But I am neither of those things so woo hoo! I went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory last night and oh my god it was funny. I giggled the whole way through. Of course I also giggled the whole way through Dark Water last week but that was different. One of the guys I went with kept chewing in the quiet parts and dropping reeses pieces into his cheese sauce. I guess you had to be there but it was funny I swear.

I'm having the worst craving for some sweet roller coaster action. I don't know what it is about summer but it makes me want roller coasters. Which of course I'm actually quite terrified of. Nyaaah.

And now I have to go. But I will try to post again soon. Okay bye!

Oh, and Shae - there was NO ice at said wedding. What a colossal waste of some really good cleavage!

I Love Weddings

It's true. It was a great wedding. The cousin was gorgeous and I don't think I've ever seen a couple so squishy and yet oddly not nauseating. It was so good. I'm not even going to throw in any snide comments about other guests or anything. Although I may have to post again when I have some more time about a funny coincidence with some other guests...but for now, just goodness. I decided I liked my librarian ensemble after all, there were many (and when I say many I mean I don't even remember going back to the hotel that's how many there were) delicious cocktail, some yummy wine, good food, great company (thanks for going with me Mr.SexMachine) lots of dancing (or so they tell me anyway) and many other good things. My favourite wedding ever. Woo hoo! And you should have seen the cleavage! Mine of course. The bride had some too but who was looking?! I mean honestly. :-)