Wetting Yourself = Bad.

So I'm in this restaurant having lunch with my mom. We were shopping for cute clothes for the mommy (and by the way, found her a pair of jeans that make her ass look disturbingly hot - I'm traumatised) and then we were hungry so yes, lunch. Anyway, I'm in the bathroom and I'm hanging out, chillin' and there's this little girl and her mom and her mom is going crazy! She's "oh, you're such a good girl, let's go tell nana!" and you'd think the kid was some kind of rocket scientist but no. She went on the potty. Do you remember what it was like to get heaping amounts of compliments and approval for essentially not wetting yourself? That is the life. I mean, I'm so on top of the not wetting yourself (okay, myself actually - well, and yourself really as well). I don't wet myself pretty much everyday. Am I a good girl? Tell me I'm a good girl! I'm thinking of adding that to my resume. It's a skill. It can go right after "brush my own teeth." Okay. I'm done.