Randomnesss

So yesterday I'm on the train...nothing special there, I'm always on the train. Anyway, I'm on the train enjoying my comfy corner seat (the best seating option because when in the corner you only have one set of strange buttocks pressed up against you instead of two) when suddenly some icky middle aged fat-butt japanese business man in a bad suit sits down beside me. Again, not too unusual. The icky middle-aged fat-butt businessman in a bad suit is not exactly a rarity in Japan. But this one had squeezed his fat butt into a space between me and the next passenger that MIGHT have been appropriate for one of the size zero Barbie girls. NOT a fat butt businessman. So there I am minding my own business, trying to squeeze myself farther into the corner to put as much space between me and icky fat butt man as possible but no dice. Nope. No siree Bob.So there I am on the train in the middle of July thinking to myself, "thank god it's a cool night or this could be REALLY unpleasant" when suddenly it dawned on me that it was REALLY unpleasant. There is nothing in the world quite like the feeling of a flabby middle-aged business ass cheek pressed up against you. Add to that an ungodly heat pulsating off of said ass cheek and a slight dampening caused by the aforementioned ass heat and you've got yourself a world of ick. So I caved. I wedged myself out from under his nasty ass cheek and moved to an ass free seat across the train. Well, maybe not ass free exactly but while there were most definitely asses present none of them were actually touching me so for all intents and purposes it qualified as an ass free zone in my world.

So there you have it.