I Am in Love With This Survey.

If you opened it, you have to do it. (when you're done, add another subject to answer...)

Two Names You Go By:
1. Ange
2. Mouse (short for Angie-Mouse)

Two Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Danish
2. English

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Jeans
2. Girly white cotton blouse with sparkles that totally doesn't suit me at all but I love it anyway. Or maybe that's why I love it...either way, it's great.

Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship:
1. Trust
2. A lot of good sex (and by alot I mean heaps and heaps) and affection.

Two Things You Want Really Badly At The Moment:
1. A vacation
2. Someone whose chest I can curl up on at the end of the day who will pet my hair and give me kisses until I fall asleep. Or get annoyed and tell them to fuck off and stop petting my goddamn hair. Whichever comes first. :-)

Two pets you had/have:
1. Lilo the doglet of doom.
2. Greebo the fat bitch ass cat.

Two people you want to fill this out:
1. the Senor
2. Virve

Two things you did last night:
1. Cried like the sissy that I am (no teaching job in the fall = sad, broke, sleep-deprived, working a zillion hours a week while going to grad school Angela)
2. Had dinner with one of my best friends.

Two People that live in your house:
1. Me
2. Lilo the doglet of love (her title fluctuates with her mood - or mine).

Two things you ate today:
1. Chicken burger at work
2. Leftover wrap from last night

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. the Momma
2. the attendant in the parkade near my work. He let me out for free. It was both unexpected and fantastic!

Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. Working
2. Dinner with the Momma and Fred

Two longest car rides:
1. Road trip to San Francisco with the Senor
2. Drive to Calgary with Clint (ex-boyfriend years ago - it wasn't actually all that long but it seemed like FOREVER)

Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Halloween
2. Christmas Eve (everything seems so sparkly and happy and filled with possibility and anticipation).

Two favorite Alcoholic beverages:
1. Beer
2. It fluctuates. I like strawberry margaritas, blackberry or raspberry martinis, sinapore slings, and a good tequila sunrise. I also have an unhealthy affection for anything with grenadine. Mmm...grenadine...

Two Things You Can't Live Without:
1. Music
2. Friends

Two favorite foods:
1. Sushi
2. Fresh strawberries, still warm from the sun.

Two favorite CD's at the moment:
1. the super cool cd my friend Dave made for me.
2. the "fun mix" on my nano. It's not really a cd but it could be. I'm also awfully fond of the soundtrack to Garden State. These are not cool answers I know, but they're mine so nyaaah! (I would've said the cd that Tom made me but he would've had to take it out of the truck to do that and he's too busy rocking out). :-)

Two Favorite Colors:
1. Red (or sometimes pink)
2. Black

Two favorite books:
1. Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut (but this is really a terrible question because I read zillions of books and I love them to bits and then I read more and I love them to bits too and it's quite unfair to ask me to choose just 2).
2. Bridget Jones Diary by that writer chick what wrote it. I also am awfully fond of anything by Nick Hornby, God-Shaped Hole by someone whose name I can't remember and anything by Margaret Atwood. The book I'm reading right now is also shaping up to be an all-time favourite. But don't ask me who wrote it. It's the chick who wrote In Her Shoes that book that was made into that movie with Toni Collette and Cameron Diaz. You know the one.

Two Best Jokes:
1. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.
2. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? - It was stapled to the monkey. (I'm actually laughing out loud right now as I type. I am such a loser.

or alternately:

1. Why did they stop the leper hockey game? - There was a face off in the corner. Get it? Face off...
2. What did the leper say to the prostitute? - Keep the tip. These are literally the only jokes I know.

Two things you're afraid of:
1. Spiders
2. Loneliness