Psycho Path

Here's a fun list of retarded street names. Apparently there was some contest somewhere that was sponsored by someone or something. What do you want from me? I'm tired. I just came back from a run and it was so cold that my throat is now raw and ouchy and my voice is ridiculous. I'm singing Janis Joplin to myself right now. Good times.

The complete top 10 list included:

10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Tenn.

9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va.

8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J.

7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J.

6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.

5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston

4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga.

3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge)

2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa.

1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich.