Ooo! Idea!

I just had the best idea! So, there are all these people who hate Christmas (or it could be that my excessive Christmasy perkiness offends them in some way...I doubt it though). I don't get it myself but I'm sure they have their stupid reasons. So this is what we need to do. We need to create some sort of cranky bastard network so that when these people are feeling the Christmasy ass twitching coming on they can contact another cranky bastard in the cranky bastard network and pick a fight with them or comiserate or whatever it is that cranky bastards do when they've got a Christmas bug up their Scroogey asses (would that be a humbug? tee hee) and then they wouldn't need to mess with my bubble. It's a good plan. Then places of business where the management are cranky bastards could put up little signs in the windows like the breast feeding friendly signs welcoming all cranky bastards and that way I wouldn't have to put up with their bastardy ways in my workplace. I like it. I'm going to get right on it. After I finish watching the Nightmare Before Christmas and wrapping the rest of my prezzies. I've gone prezzie mad this year. I'm all aflutter.