Lalalalalalalalala! Who doesn't love Christmas?! Crazy people, that's who! And who doesn't love my swanky Christmas tree?! Sickos! Commies! Ass muppets!
My tree kicks ass.
The senor brought it to me as a surprise. It's like when my kitty used to kill stuff and leave it for me on the floor in intervals of about a foot all the way from the bed to my car. But not as yucky. And it smells way better too. Yay senor! Good kitty!
What you can't tell is that there are lots and lots of lovely balls on my tree. And who doesn't love lovely balls? I asked my friend Saucy and he couldn't think of anybody.
And now I must sleep.
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