Fucking Nickelback!

Is Nickelback the only canadian band? Seriously? Did some unholy calamity strike and wipe out every single other canadian band in the universe (except of course for Celine Dion, Shania Twain and Brian Adams who make up the evil and obviously undefeatable unholy trinity of canadian superstardom) while I wasn't looking? I know that there is a requirement for canadian content on radio programs and I applaud that quota wholeheartedly but must it be filled almost exclusively by Nickelback and their various clones?! Aaarrgggghhhh! Why do the radio people hate me so? Could we not just have an all Nickelback hour say around 11am and they could get it out of their system while I'm safely at work and then move onto better, less soul numbingly boring music for the rest of the day? Am I even spelling Nickelback right? Do I really care? Leave it to me to ask the big questions people. That's right. The really big questions. If Chad Kreuger choked on his own tongue while recording would the radio people play it? Would anybody really mind?