What the Hell?

So here's my question for you...do people become dickheads because they drive big trucks or do they drive big trucks because they're dickheads? Just wondering. Because living in Duncan (a hotbed of both dickheads and big trucks) I'm getting pretty damn fed up with the attitude. My favourite thing is when I'm driving to work in my little red car in the dark (because I have to get up at frickin 5am) and some asshole in a big truck tailgates me with their big, giant headlights (I guess we do have something in common because I have big headlights too - haha - headlights = boobs, get it? I'm funny) burning my poor delicate retinas even though there is obviously nowhere for me to go what with the huge frickin line of slow ass cars inching their way along the Malahat directly ahead of me! What's up with that?! Why do these people want me to kill them? Oh right, because they're dickheads. And then today on my way back from my delicious breakfast of yumminess (this is a 10 minute drive I'm talking about) I got frickin' cut off THREE times by three different dickheads in three different big, stupid, ass-munching, obviously over-compensating for something trucks! Grrrr!