I Know, I Suck. But I Don't Care!

I know it's sad but I actually like filling out these things but I know that I'm pretty much the only one I know who does so instead of emailing them to everybody I just post it here so whoever wants to read it can. It's a win win situation really. So here it is...



-:*~ P e r s o n a l ~-*
1) Single or Taken: So very single.
2) Sex: Occasionally, but not as often as I'd like. Haha. Female.
3) Birthday: October 4th (so so soon!!!!).
4) Sign: Libra.
5) Shoe Size: 9-ish
6) Height: 5'6
7) Initials: ABM. Yes, I know.

*~Re l a t i o n s h i p s~*
1) Who is your best or close friends: The Senor, Marla, Virve.
2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope. Not unless you count the Commander which you really should. But his one downfall is his inability to snuggle or pet my hair when I'm sad. I'm a high maintenance girl.
3) Did you send this to your crush?: The Commander doesn't get the internet.

*;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*
1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: I'm an equal opportunity shopper. I like to spead my love around.
2.) Any tattoos or peircings : Indeed. 4 tattoos, a couple of piercings.

*-;-* T h e E x t r a S t u f f *-;-*
1) Do you do drugs: Me? Never. Steadfastly opposed. Just say no and all that.
2) What kind of shampoo do you use: Pantene. Makes my hair all shiny like.
3) What are you most scared of losing: The lottery (it just kills me everytime). My mind. The people I'm close to.
4) What do you wish you had: Money, long dark hair, straight teeth a size 4 bod and a boyfriend to snuggle me and pet my hair when I'm sad. Do you see a trend here? Oh, and a VW Karmenghia. And my masters degree so I wouldn't have to be so stressed out about the whole thing now.
5) Who is the last person that called you: the Senor I think.
6) Who was the last person you called? the Senor.
7) Where do you want to get married: Johnny (Depp of course) can pick the place, I'll just show up. Or a wedding chapel in Vegas. I'd love to be married by Elvii. I mean, why have one Elvis when you can have a whole pack of Elvii?
8) If you could change anything about yourself what would you change? See #4.

*-;-* Favorites *-;-*
1) Colour: Red, black, pink (shut up) and that weird celery type green.
2) Soft Drink: Diet Coke. Or Tahiti Treat but they don't make that anymore.
3) Drink (in general): Water, tea, beer. Oh and that frothy lemony yum drink at Earls. Yum!
4) Subjects in school: Drama, writing, english and art. I'm such a dork.
5) Animal (s): Lilo. And tigers. Grrrrowl.
6) Game (s): Spin the bottle. Ha ha. Cranium actually. Because I'm a dork.

H a v e Y o u E v e r...?
1) Given anyone a bath: I'm 30. Of course.
2) Flown out of the country: Yep.
3) Broken the law: Um, perhaps...
4) Made your self throw up: Only when drunk. It helps if you're feeling dizzy and yucky and you throw up because then you feel better and can drink more. But not since university.
5) Gone skinny dipping: Yep.
6) Cried to get ur self outta trouble: Nooo...crying seems to get me into more trouble rather than out of it.
7) Have u ever kissed anyone not related to u: Again with the, I'm 30. But I'm also from Duncan so I guess it's a reasonable question. Ha. Yes.

Q u e s t i o n s
1) Do you like filling these out? Yes!
2) Last film you saw at the cinema: My fiancees' latest film, the Transporter 2. He's hot.
3) What is the last film you rented out? Crap. I can't remember. I rented 2 movies yesterday but I can't remember what they are because I haven't watched them yet. But the other day I rented A Fond Kiss (great movie) and My Life Without Me (maybe my new favourite movie).
4) What did you have for breakfast this morning: Blueberry bagel.
6) Who would you HATE being stuck in a room with ? I'm going to pass on this particular question as my list is getting to be quite long.
5) What is your name? Bob. What the hell kind of question is this anyway. If you're reading my blog you probably know my name. It's Gertrude.
6) Your nickname(s)? As far as I can tell most people call me Bitch. I assume it's a term of endearment. My mom calls me Angie Mouse. My bastard ex called me Nezumi (japanese for mouse). Which is funny because I'm not at all mouse like. Although I do like cheese. I don't think I have any other nicknames. Not that I can think of anyway. Maybe I should work on that.