And Another Thing...

Can you think of anything more annoying than a half-assed hangover? Okay, maybe a full on head splitting, barf inducing hangover may be not such a good thing but honestly, bring it on! At least then you can feel justified in laying about moaning and popping pain killers and whatnot. Seriously. Incapacitate me or move on already! I have no headache. I have no nausea. But I'm all freaky and sketchy. Dizzy-ish and blah and unfocused. It's just annoying. And on top of all that I'm having a really good hair day. A great hair day you might say. Which is obviously not a good thing because yesterday, after weeks of lumpy, frizzy, pilgrim style hair fiascos I caved and made an appointment with my hair dresser of the magical fingers (oh the joys of the head massage) for 4 o'clock this afternoon. Which terrifies me. Well maybe not terrifies. It's not spiders for crying out loud. But it does make me nervous. You'd think that a girl who used to cut her own hair for years (usually drunk in someone elses bathroom and that one time out on the porch) wouldn't be fazed by this sort of thing but succumbing to the will of another womans scissors is just not an easy thing. What if she's crazy? What if I go in and say, "okay, maximize my cuteness woman!" and she thinks to herself, "gee, mushrooms are cute...why don't I make this girl look like one? What's cuter than a mushroom?" It could happen. Or what if she's been having a really bad week and she just snaps! Doesn't give a rats ass anymore. What then? And even if she's having a great day and all goes swimmingly what am I going to get her to do to my hair? Should I continue on with my current hairstyle or do I need something exciting and new? The sleek inverted bob or the crazy flippy thing? I just don't know. I'm awash in a sea of confusion.