Thursday, May 19, 2005

Interesting

Or not. I don't know. I'm going to go camping tonight with some friends (they get the whole weekend but I'm all worky and whatnot so it's just one night for me) and it's looking alot like rain. And really, really cold. Dammit! The weather is supposed to clear up and be all lovely and warm from Friday onward through the long weekend. I'll be working. Bah! Whatever. That's why god invented alcohol. And hangovers are why god invented water. And who doesn't like a god who plans ahead. I'm so going to hell. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate being cold? Because I totally do. I'm going to have to dig out a million sweaters to take with me. And socks. I hate socks. I'm a flip flops kind of girl dammit! I could wear flip flops and toe socks. Kidding. I fear socks with sandals almost as much as I fear cold. Shit. How am I going to carry all of my million sweaters? I have to take a little mini-ferry to get where we're going. Maybe I can strap them onto Lilo's back. Ha ha. That would be awesome. She's a tough little weiner dog. She can take it. :-) I'm being very whiny but I'm actually quite excited. I haven't been camping since I watched the Blair Witch movie. Why did I say that? Now I'm going to be all freaked out. Shit. Again, please refer back to the god created alcohol portion of this post. Woo hoo! I have so much energy right now! Yay! I got to sleep in until 7:30 this morning. And how much does it freak me out that I consider 7:30 sleeping in?! I am a changed woman. Whatever. Okay, must go and do some laundry and dig out appropriately warm apparel so I don't freeze to death during the night. Because that would be bad. On the other hand, if I were frozen I wouldn't have to work would I? But then I'd miss out on the tips. It's the tips that keep me going. Speaking of tips, what did the leper say to the prostitute...?

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