Wow. Duncan Rocks.

I went to the mall yesterday with my mom and I have to say, it really rocked. Or should I say "rawk-ed?" Those of you who were upset that I moved back to Canada before you could visit me in Tokyo never fear! Duncan has more than enought to offer! The mall is bookended by K-Mart and Wal-Mart (that's a whole lotta mart for one itty-bitty mall!) and in the middle...deliciousness! There were several stores of colourful knick-knacks that you might buy for all of those people on your Christmas list that you don't really like (plastic wind chimes, colourful candles that smell like crayons - does that cost extra? because it should!), a dollar store with sporadically stocked shelves and surly employees (but really, who wouldn't be surly in their place? and they had jelly bracelets for $1.50), and orange julius with a line-up of 5 of the fattest women I've ever seen all of whom went away clutching cheese dripping hot dogs in one meaty paw and a super size drink in the other (but the drink doesn't count because it's healthy right? I mean, there is fruit in it?!) and one really loud woman in purple spandex pants and a horizontally striped shirt who I overheard giving a younger and equally "interesting" girl this wonderful support, "you tell them that if he fucks with any of you kids we'll come after him because you know you've got fuckin' family and me and ... will come over there and hunt him down and I'll kick his ass myself because you know you kids, no one can fuck with you guys!" I didn't bring my camera figuring there'd be nothing worthwhile to snap photos of but...next time I'll know better. Look forward to some stunning ofoto albums coming your way! Woo hoo! Yeah! Duncaaaaaaaan! Kill me now.