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"I'm a total sucker for all those nine-minute remixes that pile as many rappers onto one song as possible. The idea of all these people coming in, doing 16 bars each and then leaving excites me. You, too, will benefit from collective efforts this week. Orgies will become more than the sum of their parts, perhaps obliterating all memory of your original twosome."

So that's my new horoscope for this week. What is it about these horoscope people that makes them want to make my life sound so much more interesting than it really is? And now that I have this spicy new prediction swirling around in the back of my mind how can I possibly be expected to be satisfied with the boring slog that is my real life? Why are the horoscope-y type people torturing me so? And what exactly do they mean by orgies becoming more than the sum of their parts? I'm very confused. Which is not really anything new.

Ack! I'm feeling a little twitchy today as I've been sitting in front on my computer working (actual work, not just traipsing around the internet seeing what there is to see) for about 5 hours now. Okay, maybe 4. But that's 4 hours straight! And I've been awfully productive. It's true. Every word. So now I'm going to venture out and get myself some lunchy goodness and maybe a little Chai latte action. Yum!