That's all I've got to say today. 83 days left. Yo. Oh, and I'm totally over the feeling squishy about a certain friend of mine who will remain nameless (you know who you are!) since they continuously refuse to acknowledge me cute (damn you it IS cute!) squishiness. And will obviously not miss me at all. Wait a minute..."me cute squishiness?" What am I? A pirate?! That would be awesome. I could wear my great new bras (I'd have to buy more with me pirate booty - tee hee, I said booty - before I set sail on the high seas) and one of those skanky girl pirate shirts with the ruffles and the whatnot and an eye patch, (not because I'd need it but just because I could) and it would be awesome. I'd make Lilo wear a little pirate hat and sit on my shoulder all the time. It would be so sweet! I'd need to get a gold tooth too. With a little skull on it. With diamonds for eyes. Then I'd be hardcore. No peg legs though. A girl's gotta draw the line somewhere and that's where this girl draws hers. And now I'm off for my stinkin' run. Grrr. I'm so lazy. But I'm on this 24 week training program so yeah. or should I say, yaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!?
3 comments:
I love this photo of you! Can I make one of myself too?
M x
Indeed you can! Everybody should enjoy the piratey goodness!
Oh my god this will keep me laughing for hours. Mainly because, proportionally, this particular Angela Wench would be 8 feet tall. And an 8 foot tall girl pirate walking down the street would frankly be awesome.
Arr.
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