Halloween

So I bought this mullet wig yesterday. It's sweet. Curly on top, long in the back. I dig it. It's me. But then I was sitting here thinking (as I am prone to do since I live in Duncan and am pretty much bored to death all the time) what do the people with actual mullets think when they see the mullet wigs come out for Halloween? Do they think they're cool? Or is it sad? Do they know that it's funny? I mean, you can buy wigs that look like my hair but that's not funny. That's just cool. Because I have wicked cool hair. It's true. Just ask the senor. He knows. But mullets? They're not cool. Well, I mean they're cool as a costume accessory because you can wear it for awhile and then take it off and go back to your happy hair but real mullet people can't do that. They're pretty much all mullet all the time.

I'm wearing mine to work on Sunday with pretty blue eyeliner and frosty pink lipstick and big fake eyelashes and acrylic nails with pretty blue roses on them and I'm going to be extra pretty and when people ask me what I am I'm going to stare blankly at them and say "what do you mean?" It'll be awesome. I may wear glitter too. Because glitter rocks. Ooo! I need earrings! And bangles. I like bangles. Must find super happy 80s style bangles. Yep. That's where it's at.

I'm also going to wear my sparkly purple devil horns and then when people ask me what I am I'll just say the devil. Or not. But I'm wearing them anyway because they're sparkly and who doesn't like sparkly?

On a side note, I was wearing my mullet around the house last night (did I mention I'm bored pretty much all the time?) and Lilo kept trying to kill it. It was fun. She's a good dog. I didn't even train her to kill the mullet. She was going purely on instinct. Not only does she eat spiders, she kills mullets. She's the best dog ever.