I Am Addicted.

I am such a dork. It's true. I know it's hard to believe but you'll just have to take my word for it. I'm am completely addicted to my cell phone and email. I think I may actually check my email once every half an hour. Or more if I'm really bored. Which I often am. How sad is that? And my phone! Ack. Here is the thing with my phone. I turn the ringer off every night around 9:30 pm because I have to go to bed around 10 so I can get up at 5am without losing my mind altogether (one might argue that I've obviously lost it already if I'm even willing to get up at that hour but that's a conversation for another time). So first thing in the morning I check to see if anyone called me while I was sleeping. Because sometimes people like to call in the middle of the night and leave me retarded messages which I love. I love it! And then I have my shower. And then I check my phone again. Just in case someone called while I was in the shower at 5am. Like that's going to happen. And then I check my email. And then I put on my overly large headphones and pile into the parentals car to go to work and half way there I check my phone. Because the head phones are quite loud you know. And sometimes I don't turn my ringer back on. You see how it is. And then I work. I don't check my phone (often) while I'm working because I'm usually pretty busy. With the serving of customers and harassing of co-workers (especially my favourite one Brian who is leaving me at the end of the month to be a full time swim coach) I simply have no time. But then comes the end of the day and the cashing out. Now, I don't check while I'm cashing out because I like to give my full attention to the money. Because god knows I love money. But as soon as the money is done...yep. Phone checking time. Because sometimes people call me while I'm at work and leave a message. It's true. And this is how my day goes. Everyday. I'm obsessed. And the amount of time that goes by without any messages is nothing short of disheartening. But then there will be a little flurry of message leaving that gives me happy happy joy joy feelings and yeah. I'm a dork.