So I haven't been keeping up with my emailing lately because I've been in a funk. And not a good afro wearing glitter type funk. No. The bored out of my mind without a car in the snow covered cesspool that is Duncan kind of funk. Blah. But I'm feeling pretty perky today so I'm posting. It's still not emailing but hey, shut up. What do you want from me!?
La la la la la la! I'm actually kind of digging the snow. Not literally because I don't do that kind of thing but figuratively. It's pretty. It covers the uglier bits of the town nicely. If only it could cover the uglier bits of the people too. Oops. Was that the outside voice again? Shit. I've really got to work on that.
Have I ever told you my theory about the snow? Maybe some of you will remember this. I came up with it when I was a fresh young school girl. Fresh I tell you! But that has no bearing on my theory really so never mind. Okay, here it is...
The snow flakes are actually tiny little aliens. Every year around this time they launch a full-fledged attack on the earth in hopes of obliterating us all and taking over because that's just what they're like. They have strongholds in the north as you know, and in the far south but are looking to expand their territory. They are patient. Vancouver Island is one of the most vehement resistants in Canada. Snowplows and salt trucks are our greatest weapons thus far but school children also contribute by eating and throwing the snow flakes about until most of their power has been depleted. Your car defroster is also a valuable asset. My dog has done her part as well by biting many snow flakes while walking the past couple of days. She's little but she's plucky. You have to be careful because they will cling to your shoes and pantlegs to gain access to your homes. But as long as you keep the heat up you should be fine. So there you are.
And now, buh-bye.
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3 comments:
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
i understand completely about the alien snow...they could be in league with the kitchen appliances. they too are moving into position for a hostile take over. think about the damage your blender, electric can opener, kettle & even the ever so benign toaster oven could do. don't say that you were never warned.
i understand completely about the alien snow...they could be in league with the kitchen appliances. they too are moving into position for a hostile take over. think about the damage your blender, electric can opener, kettle & even the ever so benign toaster oven could do. don't say that you were never warned.
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