Oh My God!

Youwould not believe how hot it is here! Seriously. I've covered my leather sofa with a terry cloth blanket because I was sticking to it! STICKING! My knees are sweating! My KNEES! I'm sitting here in my UNDERWEAR (sorry about the visual there) with my air conditioner blasting and it feels like Vancouver in frickin' July STILL! Kill me. Seriously. Just kill me. I looked up the temperature on the weather network and it wasn't that high at all but I swear, it's so hot the denim skirt I wore out for about 4 hours is sopping wet! SOPPING! I don't really understand how the relative humidity percentage thingy works but today it's apparently 28 degrees with 69% relative humidity. It's sweaty. And there''s NO wind. None. I would cry but I think I've already sweated out all of my liquids. I'm a husk. A HUSK dammit! All of my moisture is on the outside. Kill me. Now. Okay bye. All of this typing is making me sweat even more and that's just not a good thing. Ack.

Oh, on a side note...as I was sweating my way home on the subway from my japanese lesson I witnessed an exciting and new nose picking technique being practiced by a punk-ass teenager (I'm getting old now so I have work on my disapproval of those damn youngsters) beside me. It was a rapid fire sort of thing. He'd take his finger and jab it in and out of his nose 5 or 6 times and then into the mouth. Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab~suck! Brilliant. If I'd had any liquids left I'd have thrown up right on him. Glagh!