Blaaarrggggh!

I'm sick! What the hell?! I hate being sick! Hate it! It sucks ass. Last time it was just an ear thing and I can deal with an ear thing but now it's a headachy, sore throaty, coughing like a spaz thing AND my ears are all stuffed. Grrr. It's because I was cocky. I know it. I was cocky about never getting really sick. And here I am. Sick! Whatever. And I'm whiney but there's no one here to listen to my whining! Lilo doesn't care. She bit my nose earlier. Stupid bitch. Ha ha. That never gets old. Really. It doesn't. But yeah, focus here. No one to listen to my whining. And who will bring me soup and Starbucks and nyquil? Who?! Bah. Whatever. I'm going to go make myself some...something. I don't actually know what I want. No wait! I want spicy noodle soup and a Chai latte from Starbucks. Who am I kidding. I'm going to stay right where I am in my nice cozy air mattress and do nothing. Nothing! Because that's just how I am when I'm sick. Ooo...wonton soup! What I wouldn't give for a nice, hot bowl of wonton soup. Mmm. Wonton-y goodness. Hey, I think I have some chips in here somewhere. I'm going to find my chips now. Okay bye.