I've decided to open a new theme restaurant here in sunny Tokyo called Kick the Puppy. Diners will be escorted to their table by no one. They will simply kick their way through a large quantity of annoying puppies with sharp needle like teeth who will run around crazily attacking anything that moves or doesn't move with a special focus on articles that are delicate such as nylon stockings or lacy shirts. Points will be given according to number of puppies kicked and distance said puppies travel.
Anyone feeling the need to practice please feel free to come to my house at any time. Just don't wear anything delicate when you do.
And now I must go as the puppy has apparently decided my time on the internet has been sufficient for today.
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3 comments:
At least your dog didn't decide to pee in your room. Or did he? (She?) Canines...
I is STILL hungry as a hostage.
I gonna eat me some dog! Mmmmhummm...
You better represent, sister friend!
kicking puppies today...dwarf bowling tomorrow...it's a short trip.
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